The Funniest Things Heard At Poker Tables

A very nice lady was playing at our table.  She was playing very timidly and patiently waiting for a hand.  After about an hour and only playing a few hands.  She announced to the table "I'm usually not this tight", Clinton Beck replied, "I'm sorry to hear that." and her face turned a bright shade of red as everyone giggled.

Steven balancing chips... wow it was cool and funny.

I commented at the table the other night, "Fake it till you make it!" and a woman at the table said, "I have had to do that a few times in my life."  I replied, "We are talking about poker, right"  She blushed and gave me a high five.